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Novideo

A nickname for Nvidia popular among Linux users due to their shitty driver stack and actively hostile stance against the Linux community.
Jack: Dude, I just installed Linux and my monitor is blank.

Steven: Do you have a Novideo GPU?
by DeathMetal August 22, 2023
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Novio

boyfriend in Spanish. Novia is girlfriend.
It can also be defined in a humorous way:
No,vio - which means did not see, such as in she did not see the guy's bad qualities.
"Ahi esta la Novia de Juan."
"There she is, Juan's girlfriend."

"El novio de Lupe es un mujeriego."
"Lupe's boyfriend is a player."

"Lupe no vio, el novio verdadero."
"Lupe did not see her boyfriend for who he really is."
by Sound of Music August 8, 2008
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Anti-Novio

That guy that is kind of your boyfriend but not really, and kind of your ex but not really. A boy with which you have a complicated relationship, and probably would be dating if it weren't for complications such as distance or religious denominations.
"I would be dating Alex right now but we decided it would be too much of a hassle because he's three states away. I should probably stop texting him every night. I guess that makes him my anti-novio"
by Suzy confused-Q October 5, 2011
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Novi

Novi is a suburb of Detroit, MI in Oakland County. It is the most boring town in Southeast Michigan, and possibly the entire USA. Almost everybody is a stuck up rich kid, psuedo-badass, and/or a pothead. It's also a super conservative town, which also sucks. The cops here are assholes and think all teens who don't wear preppy clothes are criminals. Almost all the parents either don't give a shit about their kids or are helicopter parents. We have a mall, but is mostly oriented towards snobby rich kids and women between the ages of 25-40. Fountain Walk sucks now that they tore down the skate park. Everything here is about twice as expensive as it is in places like Livonia or Farmington. Only about 25% of the roads have sidewalks here, so it's more dangerous to walk places, so you have to waste gas and money driving 2 miles away. The only good thing about this town is the school district, which is one of the best public districts in the nation. Novi is somewhat divided too, kind of like East and West Berlin. The East side (East of Taft Rd.) has all the smaller and older homes, and most of the apartments, trailer parks, and condos. The West side of Taft has all the obnoxiously large houses and obnoxious people.

So basically, this place sucks. Unless you're old and want to retire in a quiet community, don't live here. There's nothing to do.
Jimmy: Dude, let's go hang out in Novi
Johnny: ...why?
by streetlightmanifesto28 May 4, 2009
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Novice

One who is inexperienced at something. Someone who performs an action relatively poorly due to inexperience, lack of skill, or insufficient training. Can be applied to people of any age, but most often used to describe someone young. If a young person performs an action with a relatively great amount skill despite their lack of experience or training, they are known as a prodigy.

The word "novice" is derived from the Latin word "novus", meaning "new" or "fresh".

Contemporary synonyms include newbie or newb, amateur, green, beginner, guppy, and fresh meat. The words noob, n00b, or nub are sometimes used to describe people with little experience in something, though these words more accurately describe someone who remains incompetent despite large amounts of experience and training.
George was a novice sculptor, so his first attempts at creating a masterpiece were met with failure.

Though he was a novice in this game, he was eager to learn the ins and outs of the in-game economy from more experienced players.

Sally's poor marksmanship was understandable, because she was a novice and had never fired a gun before.
by The Human Encyclopedia Vol. 5 December 27, 2012
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Novinho

It is what they call a gay Latino boy. Found in a lot of gay Latin porn titles.
Dos novinhos cum
by Phat a** December 20, 2018
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novinha

In Brazil, it's used to call teenager girls in funk music.
Vai lá e chama as novinha.

Come on and call the teenager girls.
by LuNa_13 January 7, 2016
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