Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.

Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.

by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009

Touch Me Not

A person, usually female, who puts off the "Do not approach me, you have no chance," vibe. She/He is not interested in dating or sex and prefers to remain friends with many people but not in super close touchy-feely relationships. They usually come off really bitchy and fierce, but it's just part of their natural personality traits.

"It's a shame she's a Touch Me Not, she's pretty hot.."
"Don't even get your hopes up, there is no way in Hell she'd even consider it"

by Foleaseahhtea August 20, 2008

touch me not

a girl/boy in grade school that won't do more than hold hands

young boy: i tried to touch my girl friends privates and she wouldn't let me that makes her a touch me not

by scoop69 January 23, 2007

Not Past Me

When one is trying to get past someone in a game of sport and stopped in doing so by defence.

I'm going to score from here!!! not past me mate, take something special to beat me from there.

by Paul Pluckrose December 10, 2007

forget me not

like Dirty Sanchez, instead of sticking you finger in her rectum an wiping it under her nose, you stick your finger in ones own rectum and wipe it under her nose...

Forget Me Not,like a Dirty Sanchez

by Indiana Icepick December 14, 2010

What-me-not

Non-functional piece of furniture or ornament.

My grandmother's house was full of what-me-nots.

by Paw-Paw in the Pass May 13, 2005

me not worried

Secretly worries inside. Hoping no one notices how worried they are.

Contemplating suicide.

Co-Worker: Hey Pilus, I think you got fired bro.

Pilus: "Me not worried at all!"

by SquanchyBitch January 24, 2017