not with it

Someone who's not with the current modernity in today's society. A conservative douche.

I was hanging out with Amy, and she is totally not with it. She should move back to the south, and go to church.

by fatguyinlilcoat October 10, 2016

Post It Not

When you write something important down on a Post It Note so you won't forget it, and immediately misplace it.

You: "Hey, do you have the contact info for that big account we're working on?"

Co-worker: "I wrote it on a Post It Note, but I can't find it! Have you seen it? Help me!"

You: "Post It Not, loser!"

by snailkite January 6, 2012

it's not you it's meme

A way you can say it's not you it's me to someone but sound like a cunt doing it. Also a wacky zany meme page on facebook

Hey, I'm gonna need to break up with you, it's not you it's meme.

by Shwamper October 8, 2016

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020

It Not

The term It Not refers to a possible object that really cant be possible in the sence of reality for example:

itnot example ' the tomato with the sun umbrella contiued to peel paint.'
an example of an it not would be if you looked above and read it

by scarecro February 2, 2008

in it but not in it

Said when one would like lime juice in their beer rather than the whole lime wedge jammed in bottle. Said by those that prefer the hint of lime but would like to drink their beer without chunks of lime or fucking wedge blocking beer. The bartender should upon receiving command, squeeze lime into beer and throw away wedge.

fine ass girl: "Say bartender, can I have a Dos Equis?"

Bartender: "You want a lime with that?"

fine ass girl: "In it but not in it."

by anal sex and beer May 12, 2009

Not havin' it

When you just aren't havin' it.

Mark Wahlberg is not havin' it... ever!

Don't fu*k with Chuck Norris, he is not havin' it.

"Asshole: Bitch!

Asshole 2: Oh shit, he called you bitch!

Koala: I am not havin' it.

*Koala beats the shit out of the Assholes."

by GiiLL November 3, 2008