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normalaise

The deep depression that sinks in when a series of reprehensible concepts have taken hold in the public consciousness of a place to which they were once considered anathema.
I've got normalaise over the fact that this asshole was elected on the promise of banning Muslims.
by Catty McGee May 14, 2017
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normalize hot and sexy

Basically.....me...😁🖕......I’m the normalized hot & sexy 😐
Ugly bitch 1: Did you see Zamora?????
Ugly bitch 2: Right?! She looked hot & sexy! No one has ever done that before......we should normalize it!
Ugly bitch 1: YEAH!

Both uglies: NORMALIZE HOT AND SEXY!!!
by Zamoraisverysexy January 13, 2021
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Normaine

Normaine's are beautiful, kind, and especially smart. Although, they do have a temper that can burst any second. Sometimes they can be kind, INCREDIBLY bitchy, and of course mysterious. They would plan a future with a person who only talks to them for the math answers, You would never regret marrying a normaine, I think.
Normaine looks beautiful in that yellow shirt.
by pokia November 17, 2021
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Normaling

Normaling is the act you perform when you are in an inescapable environment with many other people, and there is absolutely nothing to occupy yourself with. A given person's social skill level, social status, and personality can be immediately determined by the proficiency and style of their normaling.

The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.

Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:

Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.

Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
I don't know about Wes, dude. His normaling on the bus today was off. He kept staring at people, and it was making everyone uncomfortable. He gives off ex-band kid vibes.

Mark seems chill af. His normaling during bio the other day was on point. We should ask him to hang out.
by DanTheWan December 19, 2021
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normalize

by SOSALOVER444 June 20, 2022
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Normalize

A word people use when trying to justify doing something bad and/or stupid, thinking that if enough people do it then it won't seem bad and/or stupid anymore, when in reality it's still just as bad and/or stupid as ever.
Person 1: "We should normalize drinking pee!"

Person 2: "Why would we do that? That's gross!"

Person 1: "It won't be gross if enough people start doing it. Let's get to drinking!"
by yeetyoteyacht October 6, 2023
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normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse
Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"
by von groovy August 3, 2024
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