nofessional

Being unemployed. Having no profession. Being a professional at being profession-less.

After 9 months of unemployment, I've had an epiphany - I'm a nofessional.

by Pizza Hut Suitcase February 9, 2009

nuffest gumma

great /good looking/ sexy person. orginates in the Northern Territory of Australia

he is the nuffest gumma

by nuffestgummanumber1 April 22, 2011

niffer

one who grabs or touches anothers ass during games of tag or during stretches, or even lunch time at school

ive been niffed by the niffer

by blah October 12, 2003

Niffel

A painfully long hand job that typically ends in schaffing and/or resentment.

Quit niffeling me you slam hound munging mother fucker and give me a god damn Blow Job.

My girlfriend keeps niffeling me because I have the herp.

by The Clapping Load Master March 29, 2009

niffer

Another word for nose, coined by dropping the "s" from the word "sniffer".

I just love watching a bunny's niffer. It never stops moving.

My poor niffer is shredded from these stupid allergies!

by Zgirl October 22, 2013

nosferatu

from latin nox (night) and fero (to bring/to carry). basically, a bringer/carrier of night. usually refered to vampires.

a vampire is a nosferatu.

by never_me April 29, 2005

nofes

Slang term for "No Fear"

James will talk to any girl, he's nofes.

by Pepe123 January 19, 2007