nob

1. member of the French aristocracy

2. A dick
3. Something to open a door with

"pass us the nob"
"oh hell no, im not done with it yet"

by man of many cheeses December 13, 2014

nob

See jazzrule.

stfu nob!

by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003

nob

slang word of a fat gamer

Ond day there was a fat gamer playing video games. Later his friend came over and played with him. The fat gamer said he was a "nob" for playing crappy

by Bobby Bob October 23, 2007

nob

1) nob- noob with a single "o".

Man... that guy is a fucking nob!

by penor menor August 20, 2007

nob

a person who is acting to the low level that they are thought of as the nob of the penis!

dude, kobe bryant is the biggest nob.

"did you see freedy talking shmack on bill"
"yeah, what a nob aye".

by llllpooldayfornbadoksi January 1, 2010

Jigger Nobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.

"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 3, 2023

Nob Woggle

A bracelet like accessory for your man sausage

guy1: hey man just bought myself a new nob woggle it looks so cool
guy2: *silence*
guy1: do you want to have a look?
guy2: its cool man, ill just take your word for it

by The Gadd September 4, 2012