toe-nads

Noun. singular - "toe-nad".

Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".

Jimmy has toe-nads.

Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.

Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.

by Gangly McDugan March 13, 2008

chew on my nads

Alternative to suck my dick

Man#1: You're a fag
Man#2: Chew on my nads!

by hunglox September 4, 2011

noassitosis

The disease of having no ass.

Ga: "YOU HAVE NO ASS!"
Ka: "Yeah, I have noassitosis."

by wassup11111110 May 24, 2016

Noahstahl

Hot, very popular to much drip and he flooded the earth with the cLoUt he has. Plus has the freakiest pernsonality. Not homo.

That dude Noahstahl is not gay

by Bruh69-420-69 August 6, 2019

lads before nads

Kind of like the saying bros before hoes except when your bro is gay

Lad 1: Damn, I could be eating Jake’s ass right now, but we bros have to stick together, lads before nads!

Lad 2: Thanks Kris!

by Rick Saccone March 13, 2018

nadsack

The thin pocket that keeps your scrotum in place and not in your Hi-Tecs.

Christ, ive torn my nadsack! thats the last time i watch American Pie 3!

by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003

the nods

the nods happen when you are trying to stay awake but your body wants to sleep... characterized by brief naps which end in a matter of seconds when your head nods and your body wakes up realizing that your trying to stay awake... usually repeated many times

jonny had the nods while sitting through his geography class

by jonnyg August 29, 2006