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Tuna Waft

The art of a female queefing in the face of another person of lesser awesomeness or alternatively, in the face of a significant other whilst not paying attention. Hence; wafting them with tuna.
Boy sits staring at his game of Modern Warfare. Girl says "i'm gonna tuna waft him." girl sneaks up behind him and then lets out a loud queef on his head, everyone laughs....except the boy.

He's just been Tuna Wafted.
by Stokley_51 April 26, 2011
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shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand
"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand
by Jack Barker January 5, 2008
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Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.
The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.
by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013
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Waft

Person 1: wafts

Person 2: woooweeee that stinks like fart
by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021
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Fetty Waft

Stray Fentanyl smoke drifting down the sidewalk. Most commonly appearing downtown in large American cities battling the opioid crisis.
"Watch out for the Fetty Waft when we round this corner over here, its that kinda street"
by Mooglytwo August 15, 2023
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Shit waft

A bad situation that someone that someone passes onto someone else and leaves them to it
Person 1: dude that guy over there just totally got me to pay all his depts off a few months ago and still hasn't paid me back.I would steer clear of him.

Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him
by Mattartmancurt07 May 31, 2024
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Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.
I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!
by anonymous October 9, 2023
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