Ninety-sixting

Like 69'ing but with rim jobs (analingus).

Carl and I went through half a roll of plastic wrap Ninety-sixting (96'ing) last night.

by gabrielhudson June 29, 2011

dime plus ninety nine

one dollar and nine cents

Oh cool, i have a dime plus ninety nine. Now I have enough to buy tasty, smooth pudding.

by Dee Gooplah July 1, 2006

nicity

Something that is nice but really has no value and no one cares if it goes away.

My wife do all the laundry and work at home, I find it nicity.

by demonions December 23, 2015

ninety-sixed

To give less then your full effort on a project or task. To exert less than 100%.

To work in a half-assed manner.

Sam really ninety-sixed that presentation to the client!

by illShatner December 20, 2013

Free Ninty Nine

When you jack (steal) something from a store. Its the price of any item with a five finger discount.

Theif: Yoo dude I got this monster for free ninty nine!
Tony: Yeah everythings free ninty nine with a five finger discount.

by Bleeding Madras October 24, 2009

one hundred and ninety-six

number of definitions for the word fucktard. I shit you not. Its alternate spelling, fucktart has only 8 as of yet. The term was originally clever, but became monotonous after about the umpteenth definition, when people started defining it with the names of people they wanted to dis.

fucktard: (someone's name).

by Canada street's in the bldg. September 22, 2006

nostrils ninety-nine

nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.

i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.

by mynameis7 August 2, 2007