Newfie firing squad

Canadian version of a "Mexican stand off"

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Youtube- RCMP Musical Ride at Queen's 90th Birthday to "Maple Leaf Forever"

The state sanctioned death penalty for Constitutional charges in Canada is death by RCMP Newfie Firing squad.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Newfie raindance

When two people have sex for so long and hard that the ceiling drips water.

My girlfriend and I did a Newfie raindance last night and we had to use wet/dry vac to get all the water up.

by GonzotheGeek August 2, 2022

Surf Newfie

An Australian fisherman that shares many common cultural traits of Canadian Newfoundlanders

“Lord t’underin’ by’s, dat Surf Newfie can drink me mudder under the table

by Bill Clinton’s Cigar April 7, 2021

Newfie living room

A garage, shed, or lean-to containing a television and some battered furniture.

If you’re looking for my dad, he’s watching the game in the Newfie living room.

by GoblinDaisy April 20, 2024

Newfie

Any person born on the island of Newfoundland, off the east coast of Canada. Short for Newfoundlander.

I'm a Newfie, born and bred.

by Newfie Lady May 3, 2021

newfie raindance

When two people have sex so long the walls start sweating and the ceiling starts raining

Me and my girlfriend did a Newfie raindance last night and had to mop the floor and put the bed out to dry

by GonzotheGeek August 22, 2022

newfie chrome

Silver aerosol paint or rattle can silver.

"Grab a can of newfie chrome for my rims. "

by Newfie 17 August 19, 2017