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newark academy

An interesting school in New Jersey which focuses on racial diversity (except for black people, there are only a few of them)and academics. The population is about 65-70% white, 10% indian, 20% jewish, 10%black, 7% asian, 3% other. While most of the students strive for academic excellence and extracurricular focuses, some just dont. These few are classified as mistakes and the school recognizes they exist. A few prominent members of the faculty include a fantastic principal, a drunk pe teacher, a "hawt" health teacher and a hippie math teacher.
Newark Academy's mens tennis team just raped us.
by TheJewsWillRise December 4, 2006
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newark valley

Newark Valley, NY is a small town located some what near Binghamton, NY. The town consists of a population with roughly 500 people and 4 last names. Yet still the population of domesticated animals and firearms is far higher that. If you haven't heard of this town, your cousin probably has.
"Why you talking so fine of your cousin? You must be from Newark Valley!"
by Thewhiteblackpoet December 26, 2016
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Newark-toll

The fee you pay to homeless people when entering and leaving Newark, New Jersey.
Guy1- "Man I'm tired of paying my newark-toll."
Guy 2-"Why? Has it gotten bad lately?"
Guy1-"Yeah! It's almost $8 a day."
by BallsNWeiners33 November 7, 2015
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Newark Academy

A prestigious, highly ranked, private school in Livingston, NJ. Though less well known than other private institutions in NJ, NA is a very good, college-prep motivated 6-12 academy. Ranked #3 in NJ on Niche.com. It often competes with The Pingry School-another famous private academy in NJ.
Jack's parents were debating whether to send him to The Pingry School or Newark Academy.
by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022
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Newark, DE

DelaWHERE? Newark is a small cluster of houses with a huge college problem. With 1 McDonnalds in a 10 mile radius, you should get the picture. Besides going and "hanging out" on Main Street, theres nothing to do. And the only thing to do on Main St is buy XTC and shitty Marijuana. Delaware doesn't have any good drugs... neither does Newark.

Newark is also home to The University of Delaware. Also known as the "Party college". Freshman walk around every day of the week looking for parties to attend, and cheat their way through class. Note: If you're a girl... always make sure you have extra condoms on hand.
Person from New York City: Hey bro, where ya from?
Newark resident: I'm from Newark, DE.
NY Person: Newark New Jersey?
Newark resident: No no... Delaware. It's south of New Jersey.
NY Person: Oohhh! You mean Maryland?
Newark resident: Uhh, no. It's a State between New Jersey and Maryland.
NY Person: What you smoking crakka?
by -snafu- November 11, 2006
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Newark Valley

The town of poop butts and vapes. If your in the high school bathroom with out the Juulers your one of a kind. Town of the population of 1500 and most people with severe autism because of incest related causes. And the best Football teams in the country HELL YEAH Ugly cheerleaders,and the most trailer parks in the Tri-State area
Ohh your from Newark Valley. Do you have a Juul I can hit or a autistic daughter I can slam
by Juul master 69 September 9, 2019
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newark academy

A lame private school where THE JEWISH goes.
Robert, the Jewish, is a stupid Newark Academy kid.
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