Nerp

A curly haired, annoying female.

Oh hey is that Vanassa she's a damn Nerp.

by Tommy Picklenose November 28, 2017

Nerp

A nerd crossed with a derp. (used in a mean offensive way)

My dad is such a nerp because all he does is sit and play Call of Duty all day.

by The Nerpcicle March 14, 2018

nerp

it is childspeech for no

Darth Vader: Luke I am your father
Luke: (or what he should have said) nerp
Darth Vader: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Luke: it means nerp ok byeeeee

by online Ben TEEHEE November 23, 2018

Nerp

noun a nerp is a person who is a highly inteligiant person who happens to be very weird and out of the ordinary. A nerp is commonly known for jumping during non-relevant times, walks weird sometimes, and can make a friend die from laughing, due to the lack of common sense the person has.

"Wow, look at Havonski""Yea, he's such a nerp.

by Maker-Taker March 4, 2019

nerp

a nerd who gives off derp vibes

"nerp!"

by jzzt October 8, 2019

Nerp

Nerp is a more fun way of saying nope, sounds better in texting

You like chocolate cake
Nerp

by Thorbob October 20, 2019

NERP

Nerp is slang for the disassembling of a perfectly good working item, for the purpose of discovering how it works or functions. To NERP something is to basically destroy it, rendering it utterly useless to perform its originally intended function or purpose. Also referred to as “reverse-engineering” an item, machine, or intricately constructed puzzle or project.

What’s that you got there, Jim?

Oh, it’s just an old copy machine I found in back of one of the downtown office buildings. I figured I’d take it home and NERP it for some of the really cool parts inside!

by Dr. Spankenstein November 29, 2019