stupid short little men who think they are big and gods gift to women.
they Like to play games and confuse others and then act like nothing happened.
They will one day regret how they treated the hottest chick they ever had
they Like to play games and confuse others and then act like nothing happened.
They will one day regret how they treated the hottest chick they ever had
Boy: "hey im a nelson"
Girl: "..ahh no thanks i would rather swallow razor blades and stab myself in the eyeballs then look at your messed up face"
Girl: "..ahh no thanks i would rather swallow razor blades and stab myself in the eyeballs then look at your messed up face"
by Muhhamad October 20, 2008
Get the Nelsonmug. by thedeviledegg October 4, 2006
Get the Nelsonmug. When a guy takes a fondling glove, jacks his partner off, and then uses the cum as lube and fists either the partner's ass, with the glove still on.
by Robert Bradford December 22, 2010
Get the Nelsonedmug. a Guy with the last name Nelson usually has multiple holes in his little Guy downstairs, shits his pants and quotes anchorman during sex. it is not past a Nelson to eat Twinkies at 4am or hide their double chins with facial hair. Most Nelson's appear to be normal but use their relatives "inventions" to try to play it cool.
man 1:"dude I farted and I shit my pants can you take me home to change"
man 2:"ahh man your nasty you should be a Nelson!"
man 1:"dude I got mad air snowboarding last week"
man 2:"oh yeah well my uncles father's cousin invented snowboarding"
man 1:"shut the **** up quit being a Nelson"
man 2:"ahh man your nasty you should be a Nelson!"
man 1:"dude I got mad air snowboarding last week"
man 2:"oh yeah well my uncles father's cousin invented snowboarding"
man 1:"shut the **** up quit being a Nelson"
by Mrs.J P December 29, 2009
Get the Nelsonmug. Noun. Describes a piece of feces partially protruding out of a dog's anus but not fully ejected; caused by the involuntary sphincter contraction during sudden fear, surprise, or sheer terror; the noun can be modified to describe how far out the feces made it, i.e.: quarter nelson, half nelson, full nelson.
by messner August 11, 2018
Get the nelsonmug. by Pure Truth February 8, 2009
Get the Nelsonmug. 