negativity fountain

1. One who has so much negativity built up inside that they practically spew negativity/negative like a fountain spews water.

2. One who makes rude comments towards another without being provoked.

3. One whos only method of feeling better is to try making you feel as shitty or shittier than they do.

Leo: stfu.
Leo: srsly, ur dumbbb!!!
Tom: "u are just a fucking negativity fountain these days!l"

OR

Jack: "I'm on vacation all week!"
Jill: "It'll probably rain."
Jack: "well at least i got my paycheck today."
Jill: "but ur car insurance is due and u owe me 40 bucks!"
Jack: "you don't have to be such a negativity fountain!"

by the_penguin July 4, 2009

Negative Reinforcement

A form of learning where a subject is rewarded for desired behavior by the removal of a negative, such as pain, hunger, or a distressing noise. This term is often confused with punishment, which is the introduction of a negative (the punishment) to discourage behavior.

Negative Reinforcement is the removal of something bad. Punishment is the introduction of something bad.

Negative Reinforcement: "Good behavior" in the prison system, where the negative (prison time) is reduced as a reward for not causing problems.

In comparison, the original prison sentence itself is punishment - a negative introduced to discourage behavior.

by YamadaOtter November 5, 2009

Negative Wood

When someone says or does something so unattractive to the point that your penis actually inverts itself

Person 1: Did you see the way she eats her pizza?
Person 2: Yeah. I am getting negative wood just staring at her.

by darealslimshady October 14, 2012

Negative Infinity Base

A base that is so extreme, it defies all laws of science, math, physics, and even the girl codes. This is the base after Infinity Base. Everyone and everything that took part in infinity base is floating in limbo where they all procede to have an undescribale orgy.

After someone reaches infinity base and everything is floating in limbo, there's nothing to do but get to Negative Infinity Base!!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010

Negative Banter

Fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually REDUCE the amount of banterousness around. If you come across any, you are advised to find a Banter Machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a Bantex

Any piece of chat about Land Rovers

"See that guttering over there, I put that up, did a really good job too"

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

negative-commodity

noun

Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.

All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.

by Baron Neville October 1, 2016

Triple Negative

similar to a double negative, but with another negative added in, making a befuddling mixture of words that makes a negative statement.

an excellent way to disagree with someone and walking away while they try to figure out what you just said

Person1: hannah montana is a great singer

Person 2: i cant say i dont disagree with you (walks off)
(^triple negative)

Person1: wait...what?

by Jazz Hammerhands November 6, 2009