The Negative Hustle

walking into any social situation where the drop-dead gorgeous / target of your affection / affinity is co-mingled with other - shall we say - less attractive colleagues. You immediately approach your high-value target (HVT) and, sensing her pre-rejection, introduce yourself and hold her attention long enough to have her introduce you to one of the 'grenades' she came in with. Target immediately intuits YOUR rejection as a threat to her survival, triggering her own insecurity, which is further informed by her perceived loss of social status, along with the requisite material security garnered by same, etc, and she effects a 180-degree Vis-a-vis her initial reaction to you and proceeds to 'cock block' her friends and you win....

Dude: (while approaching HVT) "Hey...how's it going? Can I....

HVT: "LISTEN! I'm not interested, okay?!"

Dude: "Oh, me either. I was actually going to ask you to introduce me to your friend over there. Do you mind?"

HVT: (absorbs blow -- soul flinches) "Uhhh.......I'm sorry. My name is Paris. What's your name?

This completes The Negative Hustle....voila!

by TheNegativeHustler August 2, 2010

negitive ewwish

it's beyond horrible. like it's a word you say when someone does or say something nasty

girl 1-hey you know bob was putting all his food on his milk
girl 2-eww

girl 1-i know he drank it all
girl 2-that's beyond eww it's like negitive ewwish

by lexa*] May 30, 2009

Negativitoid

Noun; a person who expresses negative thoughts, words, deeds. Opposite of up beat. Negative Sheeple

As I heard the chatter when I entered the office conference room, I realized all the seats were occupied by Negativitoids.

by 2Maw December 3, 2021

Negative Flow

The opposite of flow. A persons hair tends to be straight hence no flow.

Guy 1: Yo my flow is nice today.
Guy 2: Peguillon and Lunger have negative flow.
Guy 1: True that there hair goes no where.
Guy 2: You know what they say let it grow and let it flow.

by SAHS June 5, 2009

double negative statement

A double negative statement is a statement that is redundant, so the result is positive. In other words the statement is an absolute, or no variable conditions.
(- -) = +
(++) = +

An example of a double negative statement is "leave me alone you stupid idiot!"

by PWS27 July 3, 2017

negativland

An experimental band who are crazy awesome and anarchistic. They raid against damn stupid copy right shit.

Dougin: Did you see that sweet video to "Christianity is stupid"?
Feebie: Yes, negativland is fuckin awesome.

by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

Type O Negative

Singing in voices that could be described as Satan after the cable TV gets cut off and Ozzy after realizing he's not on cable TV anymore, Type O offer all types of slow, crushing anthemic tunes that deal with things that are never too happy. Something tells me you could feed these guys Prozac and they still wouldn't have a brighter day. They'd complain about sunburn. Music for bats, for sure.
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Some guys have all the luck--just that it's all bad. In the glass half-empty or half-full dilemma, the fellas in Type O are the type to simply break the glass and say it wasn't worth keeping anyway. The kind of guys high-school guidance counselors look over at and figure if they can just send them over to Vo-Tech without too much hassle (in other words, without them killing anyone), then great! Another successful guided tour out of high school.

Vampires United

by Swatkowski November 22, 2003