nelfie

(N). A nude selfie. A photograph taken by yourself and posted on social media, of yourself, naked. Considered by some folk to be the lowest denominator of vanity in the Social Media Age.

See also: "selfie" (self photo) and "belfie" (bum selfie).

"Celebrity X posted a nelfie on Twitter. Not a stitch to be seen!"

by ZZJJ January 3, 2014

newfie

A slang term for a person of Newfoundland, Canada's most easterly province. Mostly used by ignorant people or those who think the name is cute. The term is based on the belief that people from this province are dumb, uneducated, barbaric, poor, lazy and unemployed. Like all stereotypical phrases, it is far from the truth and as previously stated based on ignorance. Most Newfoundlanders find this term offensive. However, there are others who use it themselves.

Hey, listen to that accent! You must be a Newfie!

by Meghannn May 1, 2006

Newfie Twister

sex position, requires 2 females and one male, and a twirly chair. Two girls stand facing each other (kissing optional but suggested) the male must sit in the twirly chair between the 2 girls and spin for constant breast stimulation!

Bob, had quite a time last night, last time I saw him he was doing the newfie twister.

by Newfie Chickey June 22, 2011

Newfie

A shorting for Newfoundlander. Newfoundland is the most eastern province in Canada. Newfies speak Newfoundland English which is a mix of several accents and dialects of English. But remember some Newfoundlanders don't like being called Newfies by Americans or sometimes other Canadians.

Person 1: So you're from Newfoundland?
Person 2: Yep, I'm a Newfie.

by THEJELLYBEANMEISTER January 17, 2015

Nefie

Omnipotent. Special , not just special ed. Can read minds and body. Can take your pain, emotions, problems away...but will then physically, spiritually or emotionally gain them itself. A Nefie is an Original. Any select group of people everyone will know or know of Nefie, but there will only ever be one Nefie known to each person at a time! If you know 2 N-E-F-I-E-S or more, than you're cursed and will likely die soon

I am become Nefie. Destroyer of vaginal constraint.

by Pseudup July 14, 2019

newfie

The Newfoundlander's equivalent of the word "nigger"
That is to say, Newfoundlanders can call themselves and other Newfoundlanders "newfie" but if anyone who is not from Newfoundland uses it, it is considered offensive.

Newfie 1: How are you George?
Newfie 2: Great, I love being a Newfie
Non-Newfoundlander: You Newfies crack me up!
Newfies: Watch your mouth.

by Newfie Girl August 5, 2006

Neffew

pronounced nef-yoo
noun
1.
a son of one's brother or sister.
2.
a son of one's spouse's brother or sister.

A Tunis court has convicted a neffew of the wife of Tunisia’s former president for writing more than €300 million ($399 million) in bad checks and sentenced him to 18 years in prison.

by Nyghtsong November 29, 2011