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Nandy

The hottest piece of Columbian ass known to mankind. Also, Nandy is a baller for life and has major balling skills.
Girl 1: Oh did you see that guy walk by?

Girl 2: DAYUUUMMMM HE IS A TOTAL NANDY
by closet whore May 24, 2013
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Neanderthal Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.
*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.
by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011
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neanderthal

1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.

2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.

2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
by Kajoe October 13, 2006
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Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.
That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro
by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015
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neanderskull

A person with a forehead that sticks out making them look like they're the missing link.
That dude's got a neanderskull for a face!
by thxxx1337 May 25, 2014
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neandernate

A dumb and rather large male known to grab the asses of random women after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Also known to have an oversized cranial structure that sports a thick uni-brow. Has a short temper and strong tendency to hunt and gather for his mate. Often found carrying a club to beat his women in to submission before having sex with them.
That guy just beat up that group of guys and is carrying his gf on his back. He is such a neandernate.
by SprtyChik April 1, 2015
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Neander

An ape-like or primate way of analyzing, discovering, and creating through life with a limited sense of direction, tools, and skill set.
"He "neandered" his way through a music composition in hopes of coming up with something unique and useful for generations to come."
by Dlevy892545765 November 25, 2019
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