Neal

Bearlike

Holy Shit look! its a fuckin bear! na bai tis just a neal

by yurtmcgee August 11, 2017

antisocial nearing

The opposite of social distancing.

In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.

That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.

The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.

by NeologianPJG March 12, 2020

Nealism

The belief that there is a being out there that rules over all. Although this is like most religions this one is special because the being that is worshipped is the greatest mathematician ever, Ryan Neal. The people hold a daily mass for one hour where they sit and do 8th to 12th grade math problems and listen to country music. This religion is most commonly practiced by students of North East Middle and High School.

Catholic: Wow, that Julian is quite the math wiz.
Jew: Of course he is, he practices Nealism.

by Ryan Neal June 15, 2018

Shaquille O'Neal

--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.

Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!

Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.

by JesusisLord May 28, 2008

Neal Schon

Lead guitarist from Journey who married a Playboy Playmate in 2011 and left her two months later for a dumb blonde socialite reality show 'star'.

Ava: 'Why did Neal Schon leave me? We just got married!'

Her friend: 'I know, that bitch Michaele Salahi is so stupid. You are so much hotter than her! You should divorce him and take half his money!'

by Toes14 September 21, 2011

Nalisa Bedassie

Nalisa is smart and beautiful. She is an angel but don't dare hurt the people she loves or prepare for a storm. She cares for all her friends and love them very much. Never mess with her friends . She always says "mess with me I'll get over it , but mess with my friends and I'll be crazy as hell"

Dana and Nalisa Bedassie are besties forever.

by selfie_queen_alisa_ November 2, 2017

Neal’d

To give a false sense of hope and perfection until it is ripped away at the last second.

First used by Good Mythical Morning host Rhett McLaughlin about his host Link (Charles Neal.

“It was almost perfect, and then he Neal’d it.”

by Bringingbacksockswithsandals January 16, 2020