Negletarian

A person who hates the thought of killing an animal for food, but can't wait to order the prime rib.

Dude, I can't watch this hunting show, I'm a negletarian.

by Bluemonkey August 11, 2014

neglected erection

When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls

Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection

by Dwide schrude July 12, 2017

neglectniques

Techniques used in child rearing to neglect the child while making them think you are interacting with them.

Woman: My child is so needy, he never sleeps without me holding him!
Husband: Here let me teach you some new neglectniques.

by THEREALPERIOD January 9, 2021

never neglect the balls

Whilst giving a blowjob / hand job, one should NEVER neglect the balls. Neglecting the balls can be very dissatisfying for a male.

Man 1: "Man, she was the worst blowjob I've ever had"

Man 2: "Why's that?"

Man 1: "She neglected the balls dude..."

Man 2: "OOOOO, I feel for you brother. Never neglect the balls"

by SevenDwarfs434 January 15, 2014

fitness neglection program

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"

Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."

by cocoababy November 15, 2014

Naglet

What is produced when two nagging people (naggers) have a child.

Both of my parents are nags, so that makes me a naglet.

by Ging & HEPFL February 14, 2008

Neale

A term to give blessings to a higher being of infinite power whose spirit inhabits a mortal.
This spirit embody's the hopelessness of being a midget,

Mortal 1: Man, I wish I was taller.

Mortal 2: no worries fellow mortal, just Neale.

by Karen I just want to see my ki August 14, 2019