Nav-Lag

When using GPS or navigation apps and the app tells you you’re 30 minutes away and still says you’re 30 minutes away 15 minutes into your trip.

Dude! We’ve been driving for an hour and waze still says We’re 30 minutes away. We must have some serious Nav-Lag.

Nav-Lag by MayorSnowman February 16, 2020

Twat nav 

Lesbian version of Grinder

My wizards sleeve is twitching must be my inbuilt twat nav

Twat nav by Deifer123 June 14, 2018

Fat Nav 

Nav is the goat. He is also fat.

Nav: Im so fat, call me fat nav.

Young thug: Shut the fuck up you fat idiot!

Fat Nav by Fuck eh May 11, 2020

Shat-Nav 

Term given to all Satellite Navigation devices designed for driving.

They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.

Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"

Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"

Shat-Nav by borntoboogie July 5, 2009

chav nav 

A chavs' electronic tag device on his/her ankle. AKA ASBO medal.AKA Chav parents babysitting dream.

We don`t need to worry about beyoncé running away,we can track her on Chav Nav.

chav nav by folky May 13, 2008

sat nav 

This is merely an abbreviation for "satellite navigation" part of the GPS or GNNS systems for navigation, pinpoint precise locations or other civilian and military uses. Pilot and sailors use this term. This is electronic vs manual navigation process.

Hey man Bob got a new boat complete with auto pilot slaved to the sat nav."

"Phil's plane has all his navigation connected to his sat nav."

sat nav by SeaPilot July 5, 2009

The Nav 

A dance involving the crossing and separating of straight arms with your head tilted slightly and a serious expression upon your face.

The Nav is a quick spreading expressionist dance amongst high school aged students.

The Nav by Roman Blanc October 17, 2011