Narwhalling

The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.
I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.
by Sodomy Boy April 20, 2011
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narwhal

a joint that has a body shape like a narwhal. tends to be huge!
A very big joint that can have more than one zigzags to make it.
Dude used all my papers to roll a narwhal.
by trey fro November 26, 2010
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flying narwhal

The Flying Narwhal, not unlike the flying Rhino occurs when one dons a construction helmet with a long spiral dildo. Then whilst swimming have the receiver float on their back or floatation device and the Narwhal swim ferociously toward them and jump or dash quickly into their twat or anus, spearing them harpoon-like
As i peered through my poolside window, i saw him tanning on a floatsie in the pool. The narwhal spotted him too, before i could shout a warning, swam across and took a flying leap directly into his anus thus puncturing him with a flying narwhal.
by Newyawkah September 15, 2013
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Narwhal song

A song about Narwhals.
Very, odd.
narwhal song:

narwhals, narwhasl, swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
coz they are so awesome
narhwals, swimming in the ocean, very big and very white they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn, they've got kick ass facial horn, they're the jedi of the sea
by Lucylupe910 July 03, 2009
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angry narwhal

While in the bathtub, spa, or pool and getting oral sex, push your partner's head underwater and poke at their face with your penis.
"She was being a huge bitch and I was gonna dump her so when we got in her hot tub, I gave her the angry narwhal and left."
by Rampage W. September 27, 2009
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Narwhale

Noun: the opposite of a unicorn.

Unicorn: rainbow, candy, happy tunes.

Narwhale: stormy clouds, dirt, sad songs.
Today, I am a Narwhale.
by auggieautomne May 03, 2011
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dirty narwhal

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.
After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.
by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 01, 2017
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