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The Real NAFTA

A big old trade agreement that involves political bullshit that no average american understands. Yet all we know is that Bill Clinton would certainly accept a Buffalo Bus Transfer from any arabian bastard in those other fucking countries, such as John Brown's Ass State. Big Old political shit holes always suck us bone dry and next thing we know ass turns into bag - hounds and we're all getting dome from gay men. Which makes our natural boners go floppy.
Hey Jill, you wanna know what the real NAFTA is? Just a bunch of political bullshit.
by Dr. Jiggle November 30, 2009
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Naff Off

It's a classier version of bite me in that it's literal meaning is "Go away, asshole" but it is usually said to someone you like in a joking manner.

According to Fowlers, Princess Anne said it to a bunch of reporters sometime in the 1980's.

It's really obscure. Princess Anne and I are the only ones I know who say it.
"So, I was reading the comics this morning and noticed that Cathy is dieting for her wedding just like you are!"

"Oh, naff off..."
by ChaliceChick November 30, 2004
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naffi

When a girls name is 'naffi' she's most likely one of the kindest and prettiest girls in your whole school
She's really fun and outgoing (but deep down she's secretly hurting) and has most likely daddy issues.
"hey u know naffi?"
"OMG yes! I can't understand how she doesn't have a boyfriend yet...? She's so stunning!!"
by I've got a big d April 17, 2020
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Nahfalogian

Of or relating to Nahfalafagus.

Nahfalafagus:
A colourful planet inhabited by the alien bean bodies. Invented in 2022 by Moriah Elizabeth.

(also... they have colourful cupcakes with blue sauce there)
wHo ArE yOU? I'm a Nahfalogian.
by RDRFSS April 8, 2023
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nafaik

- Do pigs fly?
- nafaik
by Various July 27, 2003
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naftalie

Man or woman with a good sense of humour. Talented in many fields. Nice, friendly, outgoing person. Always has friends and plenty of 'attention'from the opposite or same sex.
I wish I was a naftalie! If I were a naftalie I'd be on top of the world.
by Nina January 24, 2005
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Naff Off

like saying piss off but in a more joking and friendly term. Usually used when someone is making a rude (but joking) remark about you.
'ooo you look grumpy'

'naff off'
by ewgvwg April 19, 2006
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