nifkin

A small piece of shit stuck to your ass hair.

I'm having a bad case of nifkins today.

by City Pig July 10, 2009

Nifkin

Poo crusted on ass hair

Peter has problems with nifkins all the time.

by AshleyF August 28, 2006

NIFOTV

Nekk1d In Front Of TV.

"so what are you doing"

"hanging out NIFOTV"

by the.one.21 August 22, 2006

Nifkin

Noun. A penis that is wider than it is long. It is rarely seen because it is covered by the foreskin at all times even if the member is circumcised. Tweezers and magnifying glasses may be necessary for proper masturbation. It is also extremely embarrassing to the male party, and usually results in no sexual activity.

ie- 3" wide; .5" long

How are you going to pleasure me with that nifkin? I can't even hold it. I hate you. ...Grow a real penis, or buy a strap-on before you ever try to get with me again. You freak!

by gzill December 19, 2003

nifkin

nifkin is the FEMININE equivalent of the masculine grundle.

The nifkin is tremendously smaller than the male's perineum.

by pete dankman March 13, 2003

Nifkin

like guche except trimmed, shaved or waxed.

Rick enjoys drinking nifkin fluids, they taste like stilton dairy products.

by Taylor February 28, 2005

Mike Nifong

The disgraced Durham County (North Carolina) distrcit attorney behind the 2006 Duke lacrosse rape hoax.

That rape hoax ruined Mike Nifong's career.

by StoogeWatcher December 27, 2010