news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes

There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

by Maskchievous August 2, 2017

News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

by B. Hanback February 10, 2009

news cunt

female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit

They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.

by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008

news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".

The news reader is lying as usual.

by b. schauerte December 30, 2006

News buff

A person with a strong interest in keeping up with current events.

He's such a news buff, he watches all the news broadcasts and reads multiple newspapers.

by Ccspecial December 15, 2018

news cramp

When the news feed in your Facebook home becomes clogged with meaningless updates on people's lives (e.g. Jim is now flossing his cat).

"Man, I logged on yesterday and Jim was really giving me news cramp. He changed his status about 5 times!"

"This girl I added last week must be on Facebook all of the time. I got some serious news cramp from her. I think I'll have to deface her."

by Zennon January 6, 2008

news director bump

An inordinately large key bump or rail/line of cocaine. One that is larger than most dispensings...namely reserved for only the most seasoned of cocaine abusers.

"Sandy gave Dennis a big old news director bump of blow and Barbara said it was too dman big".

by Mrs. Nut Cake April 6, 2007