netlingo

A website that gives parents a very skewed view of strange textspeak that no child will ever use.

-over text-
Parent: WYCM? Let's talk F2F.
Child: ....what?
Parent: netlingo lied to me!

by ToujoursTard December 8, 2010

nesting

Nesting is a ritual performed by pregnant women in ridding the house, the "nest", from anything potentially harmful to the soon to be born child.
This can also be seen as a phase before menstruation where the woman enjoys cuddling and snuggling more than usual.

Barbera: I think Darcy is pregnant.
Heather: Why do you think that?
Barbera: Because shes nesting.

by Vela October 14, 2004

nutting in the mouth

the act of ejaculation in another person's mouth

"He totally nutted into my mouth without permission....ew!"

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Nottingham

The capital of drunken violence. Go Nottingham!!! Also, the world's greatest city. Unlike Derby

Do you live in Nottingham? I do.

by Nottingham is the world's best city May 18, 2004

Disney Sheriff of Nottingham

A sex act involving a single man, multiple women, bacon, and a fake English accent.

Man 1: "Where were you last night?"

Man 2: "Woah, dude, I was involved in this freaky Disney Sheriff of Nottingham!"

by Disney Sheriff of Nottingham December 4, 2010

Honey Nutting

A sexual act in which one person spreads honey on the testicles of another person and then proceeds to lick it off.

Olivia spread Joel's legs and lathered his balls with honey, licking it off afterwards giving Joel the best Honey Nutting he has ever had.

by K3nny34 April 22, 2017

Nesting Creature

A nesting creature is usually a person who creates a home for themselves, usually in their room. Often this is down by retreating to their room, away from social situations whereby they eat all of their meals and watch reality tv in their room, or their "nest".

James has become a nesting creature. With multiple pizza boxes on the floor and his reality tv on his laptop, his nest is in strong development.

by sonbean June 19, 2016