mysterbation

Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.

Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are using mysterbation.

by Doug Narby March 2, 2007

Mysterbating

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind

Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010

Mysteriosity

The art of something being mysterious.
Can be for objects/persons/evil.

"Hey Fred, did you move my cup of milk?"
"No Billy I did not, where did it go?"
"I don't know Fred.. That's quite a mysteriosity"

by Evil doctor optimisto January 26, 2013

mysterial

A mysterial is a mystery brake pad material of unknown quality, origin, performance, degradation or composition offered by a brake pad manufacturer for which no fucks are given as they should be focusing on a reliable supply of their popular core product offering.

Today I received a phone call from a manufacturer offering a new mysterial when I can't even get a supply of the popular materials.

by qfm August 19, 2017

Misty Mystery

When a mystery seems to easy to the writer adds in a character messing with the case in order to extend the plot

"This was an open and shut case if they hadn't made it a Misty Mystery"

by Voncreep February 28, 2021

mystery mark

An ATAR (Australian Tertiary Admissions Rank) below 30.00, where the exact number is not recorded in order to spare students great shame and humiliation. Your only options after this point are TAFE and hospo.

Jonno: Did you hear Steph got a mystery mark?
Tommo: Fuark, her rents are gonna be pissed.

by pinto boy 96 November 17, 2018

McSteamy

Nickname for Grey's Anatomy character Mark Sloan. Dr. Sloan is played by none other than Eric Dane.

*SPOILER ALERT*
His character first broke up a marriage between Derek and Addison with a one-night-stand with Addison, which turned out to actually be a month long affair. He still has a thing for Addison, and Derek barely speaks to him. Oh yeah, and he hooked up with Callie!
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And yet...a well-deserved nickname, did anybody else see that shower scene, the infamous towel?!

"McSexy," "nooo," "McYummy," "noope," definatley "McSteamy!"

by THEurbanchicka November 4, 2006