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muzzleloaded

Having sex with a girl while she still has a tampon in.
We were all hot'n heavy while she was still raggin', and she forgot to take her tampon out and I totally muzzleloaded her. I pounded it so far up in there she might not ever get it out.
by SirAdamtheGreat February 5, 2008
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Muzzleloading

The Act or more correctly Art of inserting items/drugs down the urethra of the penis. Usually achieved by means of a specially designed ramrod or in a pinch a pen or pencil. Other colloquial terms are used in place of muzzleloading such as, Muzzling/Muzzled or in the case of a person who participates in Muzzleloading, Muzzler.
Oi Nick tonight is going to be hectic I just Muzzleloaded two Pingers.

I just Muzzled a Footlong, I can barely fit anymore.

Yeah, old Paddy is a Muzzler from way back, he's been Muzzleloading so long he doesn't even use a ramrod anymore.
by WideEyedMuzzler February 15, 2022
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Tennessee Muzzleloader

The sexual act of a man reaming a bitch in the ass from behind, pulling his cock out and spitting his chew wad on his cock and then shoving it back in aforementioned bitch's ass.
My bitch was inadvertently given a tennessee muzzleloader when i was pounding her ass and my chew fell on my tip...she said the menthol gave her a clean ass feeling.
by Ahwatukee Asshole May 23, 2010
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tennessee muzzelloader

your fucking a bitch doggy style then you pull out your dick and take out your dip of copenhagen and put hold it next to her pussy then punch the dip inside her with your dick....tennessee muzzelloader
shut up bitch or ill give you a tennessee muzzelloader
by zach928 October 1, 2006
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Muzzleload

The act of forcefully inserting and packing drugs into ones anus utilizing a phallic shape object and/or male genitalia. This allows to the to absorb them better
Buddy 1: Hey did you get that cocaine?
Buddy 2: Ya it took longer than I thought... let's make up for list time by muzzleloading it into each others rectums.
by boiler September 17, 2018
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texas muzzleloader

when a guy and girl are having anal sex while the man is chewing tabacco, before the guy cums he pulls his dick out and puts the tabacco on his dick then reinserts it into her ass.
last night was crazy, this girl let me give her a texas muzzleloader.
by penguine123654 March 5, 2011
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Kentucky Muzzleloader

The act of numerous gay men gathered in a circle who insert tobacco in another mans erect penis hole
I was walking by the gay hicks house and i looked in the window and unfortunately saw a group of kentucky men muzzleloading each other; kentucky muzzleloader
by they call me the sharter April 19, 2010
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