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Golden Musket

When you wake up with a piss hard on & you insert your cock into a females ass & then piss into it. When finished she turns around & blasts the piss out of her ass & into your face.
He loaded er'up & she blasted him with a golden musket!
by JLomenz January 17, 2011
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Confederate Musketball

When a male is having anal intercourse or in the doggy-style position with a fat chew in his lip. He secrectly takes his lipper out and places it in the females brown eye then packs it down with his raging cock. Much like an old war weapon- the musket.
"Shawn was fucking Norm so hard in the ass the other night and Norm begged for sully to fill him so he proceded to plug his butthole with the confederate musketball..Norm replied with, "man it turns me on that you can reload so fast..again again again!!
by sulllllly December 18, 2008
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Dirty Muskie

Verb. A sexual act of great difficulty and high prestige. It occurs where a man has his buddy hide in the bedroom closet with a camera. The man then proceeds to engage in sexual relations with a prize female. While the man is fingering the girl, said buddy jumps out of the closet at a strategically pre-determined time. The man, while keeping his fingers inside the female's vagina, hooks the female in the cheek with his other hand and lifts her up in the air. He then proceeds to cheese for the camera, proudly displaying his prize female.
Man: Yo, check out this picture of a dirty muskie I caught at said bar the other night.

Friend: Wow, she's a beauty.
by johnny the angler October 21, 2008
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ball bag musket

Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.
Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.
by pantyteamaster August 6, 2010
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Musker

Romany word that means police.

It means the same as gavver.

Used by all Romany across England.
Dordy mush, that's a musker siren I can hear! Let's get out of 'ere!
by RomanyMush January 8, 2018
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maskne

acne that is caused by wearing a mask (due to COVID-19)
I have so much maskne because of this thing!
by śärühhhhh January 30, 2021
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Party Musket

When you do a bump of cocaine out if the tip of your friends cock hole by packing it in there with a toothpick and your thumb.
Fred was doing Party Muskets from Steve all night at the gathering. Pretty sure they went through two 8-balls.
by KrypttR6 September 21, 2021
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