Afghani Mud Musket

One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman

"Dude, that Maryland Fried chicken lead to a Afghani Mud Musket. Now I can barely walk."

by Transvestache August 7, 2008

Musketeer

People who cheer, support, value, appreciate, applaud, endorse and invest in the efforts of Elon Musk, founder and/or co-founder of Tesla Motors, Space-X and Solar City among others

Investors in Tesla Motors.

Owners of Tesla cars.

People who work with or for Elon Musk's companies.

Stock traders have shorted Tesla to their peril so far as Musk and his Musketeers have proven they can deliver the goods in the form of the Model S which Consumer Reports said was the best car they ever tested.

by captainquirk September 18, 2013

Musk3tt

a fuckwad who hates pineapple on pizzas and rages in overwatch

ItzCozy:Fuck You Musk3tt You're adopted
Hussain:Atleast I was wanted
BOOOOOM

by Musk3tt October 17, 2018

Pheasant Musket

When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.

A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.

by The Steeler October 6, 2009

A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.

Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!

by Shawn V November 1, 2006

Musket Ass

Musket ass is violent and explosive diarrhea that has a stentch so bad it could possibly knock some one out.

"That is no orchestra playing in that stall over there; that is a case of musket ass."

by fatwinks February 6, 2005

muskateering

taking a poop with a group

Me and the boys headed off to go muskateering.

by Dilan Martin May 24, 2004