by peagoose May 23, 2007
When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.
A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.
by The Steeler October 06, 2009
by Shawn V November 02, 2006
Musket ass is violent and explosive diarrhea that has a stentch so bad it could possibly knock some one out.
by fatwinks February 06, 2005
The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)
CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"
"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"
"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
by GUVHMC January 07, 2006
After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.
by ToeDirt April 18, 2016
The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.
Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.
by LeeMR February 15, 2017