muffy

A muffy is a sneak attack sexual maneuver. While you're going down on a girl you breath in deep and blow all the air you can muster up into her vagina. Then firmly place your hands on her stomach and press down. The desired effect is a whoopee cushion style queef.
Warning : it is strongly recommended you pull your face away before pressing down.

I gave this girl a muffy and my room still stinks.

by princethatho May 19, 2009

muffy

Another word for a mouse

I found some terds on the kitchen counter. I hope we don't have a muffy in the house...

by Trixiejones January 31, 2008

muffy

a fluffy puppy whose name is muffy

"come here muffy! come on boy!"

by blackcherry November 25, 2004

muffy

a girl from clonard that is a slut she is from australia, victoria, geelong

the muffy gurl i kno is a slut

by just guezz November 2, 2003

murffer

A tool, weapon, or item that can inflict great ammounts of damage or bash something incredibly hard or crazily

"Some people are about to die *grabs fusion rocket launcher*"
friend - "omg.... you have a damn murffer you newb!!"

by Pew November 12, 2007

Muffy Lee

A tall goofy looking dude with a large curly fro who is a black belt in karate. He is required to give you the "speech" that he can kill you with one punch if he must use force like he is Bruce Lee or something.

Geez Train, just because we talk shit about your Mom doesn't mean you have to go all Muffy Lee on us.

by daschitz August 23, 2011

muffy bitch

What you get called in the torchys parking lot by some drunk old trailer trash lady trying to pull out of her parking spot while you're so-called "in the way"

"GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU STUPID MUFFY BITCH!"

by Wakebitchez October 6, 2016