muppet

See arsenal supporter.

Shut up, you southern muppet.

by Tajiri February 01, 2005

Muppeting

When you put your hand so far up a girl's vagina (or boy's rear) that you can manipulate their mouth to move with your fingers.

Holy shit that girl is so hot. I would spend all day Muppeting the SHIT out of her.

by Bear von Erck April 22, 2011

muppet

A Muppet is one of the best things in the world, it's really one of Jim Hensons creations. Some of the Muppets include:
Animal
SGT Floyd Pepper
Janice
Dr. Teeth
Zoot
Lips
Gonzo
Robin
The Swedish Chef
Beaker
and many more

What does Animal mean?
A living thing
No
Then what does Animal mean?
The crazy muppet that plays the drums on The Muppet Show!

by Tara Kustrin October 04, 2006

muppet

A useless person, akin to a puppet, but where you can stick your hand up their ass and control their mouth.

The latest political leader is a muppet, he was installed there to do the bidding of his political party, and be their mouthpiece.

by Gonso October 02, 2017

Muppet

A stupid or foolish person or someone who had no brain

Hey do you know the answer?
No

YOUR A MUPPET

by Good definition November 04, 2021

Muppet

The most polite way of calling a girl or guy a DICKHEAD !

: aye vro what's wrong with your aunt

me: nah don't mind her, she's a muppet

by ericcjnr June 26, 2022

muppetitis

A medical condition in which the sufferer takes on the traits of muppet: being silly. Muppetitis very contagious.

Hind has muppetitis.

by TheMuppets October 28, 2009