middler

one who prefers to fold his penis in half during intercourse in order to get the job done.

after jimmy drank a half liter of jack, he became a real middler when trying to do his wife.

by cunt boss September 5, 2012

muddleman

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!

Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.

by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012

muddle through

Manage to get through something

"People look out for each other, they muddle through together"

by Aleksei190 January 11, 2017

Muddlefucked

When your absolutely drop dead gawjus wife walks into your view and you become mute and fixated on her every movement, you can’t even remember why you were saying or why you were even there.

As I’m talking to someone and my Gawjus walks in, just by her presence and beauty, I can’t even remember my ABC’s let alone what day it is, ie just been MUDDLEFUCKED

by Logan & Lexie March 10, 2019

mudderfuqer

mud. fuq. er.

surprise mudderfuqer

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

muddle of pud

Also known for an insult to the horrible "alternative band" Puddle of Mud, by switching the first letters of the first and last words around.

I hate Muddle of Pud, they keep playing them 100 times a day. Damn they suck ass.

by George Wallace May 11, 2004

Muddle

The contraction that is accidentally formed when a person is trying to say muddy puddle.

Dude why did you push me in that muddle.

What?

Damnit I meant muddy puddle

You're retarded

by The Muddle June 28, 2010