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musketing

The act of forcing tiny metal balls, such as BBs, into a man's urethra.
I tried musketing last night. Got a whole ten BBs inside my shaft right now.
by Bean Bug November 16, 2016
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Muldering

To draw a conclusion based on evidence that seems unconnected , to uncover a conspiracy or signs of on going conspiratorial activity, which is later proven correct.
Have you ever noticed how those UFO sightings stopped right after 911? " I think you're just muldering this like you do everything related to 911
by Ebony hall & Sydney Garlington September 4, 2017
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mickeling

when you come out of a pool or body of water and slick your hair back. named after the model Meridith Mickelson because when you mickel you look like a model.
oh my god do you see that girls she looks so much hotter well she's mickeling

yeah your so right
by do you even go here December 29, 2017
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Puckering Tulip

I was intoxicated by the aroma of her puckering tulip.

The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.

I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.

My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
by Dick Onchin July 3, 2021
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Musketing

A reference to the popular firearm from the 16th Century, "Musketing" is the act of pouring cocaine into the urethra of one's erect penis, and then ejaculating the now enriched semen into the orifice of your lover's choosing. Similar to the way one would load a musket with gun powder on the battlefield.
Stella was no longer able to consume coke through her nose due to her deviated septum. Thankfully, she was excited to try musketing due to her affinity for semen, and the Civil War.
by alfstewart4lyf November 28, 2021
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mucking stupidly

When you’re so hungry to the point where it’s not even funny anymore, its just stupid.
Yo, can you hurry up and order that pizza already? I’m mucking stupidly
by Toothlessjones December 3, 2022
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socially murdering

a nicer definintition for roasting
guy: this guy is socially murdering me on Twitter, ok he asked for it im gonna strike back
by quackiplier August 12, 2016
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