moocher

1. A stoner who uses you offten to get high on your own personal surply. he/she will smoke you stash, eat your munchies, drink your koolade and never ever return the favor.

2. some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed.

3. some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor

4. verb: to mooch

1. aw man let me hit that...no way cheezy puffs...dude some koolade...wow i better go man bye

2. hey man can i borrow your car/vcr/shoes/socks

3. dude lend me $5 ill pay you back *they have no cash, ever*

4. lets mooch over to her place later

by Flash terrorist August 9, 2004

pussy moocher

One who tries to steal or get with your girlfriend or her friends or take away any time of female companion. Although sexist it makes fun of men and can be some lesbians.

Mike is being such a pussy moocher, he keeps trying to get with your girlfriends friend.

by Bennie November 28, 2004

Moschella

Italian surname of some amazing people who cannot be named due to Urban Dictionary's character limits. But rest-assured if you meet a Moschella, you are in for a treat.

Girl 1) I met this new guy, his name is Moschella.
Girl 2) You met a Moschella? I'm so jealous. Can I have sloppy seconds?
Girl 1) He's a Moschella, he'll probably let you join.
Girl 2) I knew I loved you.
Girl 1) It's not me you love, it's Moschella.
Girl 2) So true.

by Doctor Seven November 11, 2012

jazzy-mouthed

Adj: A term used to describe someone who speaks or is speaking in a loud, combative fashion a.k.a. talking shit.

"That girl is way too jazzy-mouthed for her own good. I can't take her anywhere."

by Schlongzillaaahhh May 30, 2009

the mooche

Noun:
A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.

"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)

"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)

by dfdan April 10, 2008

monchele

the loving relationship between cory monteith and lea michele.. not only do they play love interest in the show glee (finchel) but they are the closest ones on the glee cast. OH YEAH DID I MENTION THAT CORY MONTEITH IS IN MONCHELE AND LEA MICHELE WITH THEIR SEXINESS TOGETHER AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRL: whats a good celebrity couple name?
BOY:MONCHELE!!!
GIRL: iLOVE YOU <3

by FINCHELRULESATLIFE July 17, 2011

Monchedrin

Someone who is more than a friend , a good guy who knows you on your level

1. "Yo Monchedrin"
2." Yes Bruv"
1. " U Kwl"
2. "Yeah Monchedda"

by The Moncheda December 5, 2009