Moscow Mitch

Thats when you get drunk on vodka and then shit the bed. Just like Mitch McConnell shit the bed helping america through the pandemic

I pulled a Moscow Mitch last night...woke up covered in shit....again.

by Wisdom of an og October 22, 2020

Moscow Mule

A courier or smuggler of Russian influence into other countries.

Trump is such a Moscow Mule.

by FakeNews2019 March 22, 2019

Moscow Milk

Moscow milk is the deposit you receive when giving head to a Russian man. When he comes in your mouth you get the extra bonus of a shot of vodka with the ejaculant. Given the Russians drink vodka like water, its a nice kick while you are swallowing his thick semen.

The Moscow milk is best consumed around Happy Hour.

Man I gave Serge the longest head last night and he gave me a Moscow Milk. It tasted like the good shit so I ain't hating it.
And guess what, I swallowed in one gulp. It was like a while Russian minus the kahlua.

by Ubercougar March 2, 2014

Shot In Moscow

Drinking a chilled shot of Russian vodka chased with a Cherry Meister SLINGSHOT Party Gel

I started the night off with a Shot in Moscow and don't remember much else from that evening.

by RTD January 6, 2009

Moscow Plumber

A male with a russian-style mustache that sucks the fecal matter from a woman's anus

Josh is a Moscow Plumber

Bill has performed a moscow plumber on that bitch

by Pimpdaddy'oKyle February 9, 2010

Moscow Square

An awesome band from Warrington (with a rather sexy lead singer named Dave)

Jealous Musician 1 -
"Oh wow, did you watch Moscow Square last night?"

Jealous Musician 2 -
"Yeah man, they were awesome!"

by LoveNotRiots August 31, 2009

Moscow flu

1 Flu-like hangover symptoms caused by drinking too much vodka

Oh, man. I've got a headache, I'm sick to my stomach and I spent the whole morning yorking into the toilet. I must have a dose of the Moscow flu from all that vodka last night.

by SJ@24 July 16, 2010