Moscow Mitch 

Thats when you get drunk on vodka and then shit the bed. Just like Mitch McConnell shit the bed helping america through the pandemic

I pulled a Moscow Mitch last night...woke up covered in shit....again.

Moscow Mitch by Wisdom of an og October 22, 2020

Moscow Mule 

A courier or smuggler of Russian influence into other countries.

Trump is such a Moscow Mule.

Moscow Mule by FakeNews2019 March 22, 2019

Moscow Milk 

Moscow milk is the deposit you receive when giving head to a Russian man. When he comes in your mouth you get the extra bonus of a shot of vodka with the ejaculant. Given the Russians drink vodka like water, its a nice kick while you are swallowing his thick semen.

The Moscow milk is best consumed around Happy Hour.

Man I gave Serge the longest head last night and he gave me a Moscow Milk. It tasted like the good shit so I ain't hating it.
And guess what, I swallowed in one gulp. It was like a while Russian minus the kahlua.

Moscow Milk by Ubercougar March 2, 2014

moscow boogie woogie 

To commit suicide by shooting oneself in the back of the head.

After Viktor dropped Vladimir Putin's daughter during a dance routine, he went home and promptly did a Moscow boogie woogie.

moscow boogie woogie by MoscowBoogieWoogie November 29, 2017

Moscow Plumber 

A male with a russian-style mustache that sucks the fecal matter from a woman's anus

Josh is a Moscow Plumber

Bill has performed a moscow plumber on that bitch

Moscow Plumber by Pimpdaddy'oKyle February 9, 2010

Moscow Square 

An awesome band from Warrington (with a rather sexy lead singer named Dave)

Jealous Musician 1 -
"Oh wow, did you watch Moscow Square last night?"

Jealous Musician 2 -
"Yeah man, they were awesome!"

Moscow Square by LoveNotRiots August 31, 2009

moscow minute 

The opposite of New York minute. Though in some contexts it may mean exactly the same as New York minute. Use your brain to work it out.

It took him a Moscow minute to realize the Titanic was indeed gonna run straight into that iceberg.

moscow minute by FenikZ August 24, 2008