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mortled

exceptionally drunk - in either a funny way or a downright wrecked sense
i was absolutle mortled last night!
- i was completely steaming drunk last night
by alleycat January 5, 2008
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The Mortal Instruments

A series of fantasy books written by Cassandra Clare.

The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.

The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.
Person 1: Have you got the new The Mortal Instruments book?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awesome!
by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011
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mortal kombat

A violent, bloody, but fun fighting game series which spawned one of the best videogame-based movies ever. Mainly features a Shaolin warrior called Liu Kang, who must keep the Earth realm safe from interdimensional sorcerers who just want to take over the world and change it to their desires.
Liu Kang put the kicking on Shang Tzung during the last Mortal Kombat tournament.
by AYB October 16, 2003
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Foolish mortal

A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.
Immortal: Hey, you foolish mortal over there!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!
by Unfoolish Immortal January 12, 2008
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mortal kombat

A game that makes every hardcore gamer that remebers it from back in 1992 to shed tears of untold joy.A game that every gamer wants it to play until his last breath.The game that has two of this side of the universe at least kick ass characters. Scorpion and Sub-Zero.And hope to have unlimited sequels.PLAY IT NOW!
Shao Kahn:Finish him...
Sub-Zero:Krrr...KKKK!!!(Head rip with spine).
by Alex. February 15, 2005
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mortazavied

1)To shit ones pants at a party, then to have his grandma come and pick him up.
2)To also shit in your grandmothers car
3)A football player whos very big
O my gosh Sarrose you Mortazavied all over the place.
by Big Boss of North February 7, 2006
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mortal

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)
Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!
by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007
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