Modernell is the last name of a highly sought after family by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. While the family is compromised of over 1,000,002 members everyone is wanted due to the F.B.I's and C.I.A's join effort operation "Catch Those Fuckers" to catch L.M AKA "The Stig" AKA "The Professional" AKA "The-Guy-Who-Did-Your-Mom-Last-Night-While-You-Were-Traumatized-by-Her-Bloodcurdling-Screams-of-Joy". While local police departments have found many members of the Modernell family they always seem to get away in highly modified high performance vehicles. We.. I mean the F.B.I along with the C.I.A speculate that they run several underground tuning garages where they continue to sell dangerously modified cars along with the side hobby of selling a substance which they have named "cacaina" that is known to cause instant death if more than 1g is taken while increasing your reaction times if less than 1g is taken. It also gives you wings.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of any Modernell family member please proceed with caution and call your local police department.
If L.M is caught there will be a $3,500,000USD reward paid in full tax-free.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of any Modernell family member please proceed with caution and call your local police department.
If L.M is caught there will be a $3,500,000USD reward paid in full tax-free.
Jason - "Yo, did you see that guy? I think he's a Modernell!"
Bubba - "Better not fuck with him or we're dead"
Jason - "Nah man, we gotta call the po-po!"
Bubba - "It's not worth it man, lets just ignore we saw him"
Jason - "But we gotta call the co.. -Jason gets shot by L.M before he finishes his sentence-"
Bubba - "Better not fuck with him or we're dead"
Jason - "Nah man, we gotta call the po-po!"
Bubba - "It's not worth it man, lets just ignore we saw him"
Jason - "But we gotta call the co.. -Jason gets shot by L.M before he finishes his sentence-"
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Some woman's messy bed, or a dead shark some guy put in formaldehyde or something. But in an art gallery.
Simple Simon: Good heavens, why is there a dead shark next to this beautiful painting?
Johnny Artworld: It's modern art, dig?
Johnny Artworld: It's modern art, dig?
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A moderate rebel is a insurgent that is not classifed as a terrorist because they are not against the US and its allies.
They use the same tactics, the same weapons and the same reasons. They help make shooting people a mess of paperwork for the soldiers involved.
A moderate rebel is a insurgent that is not classifed as a terrorist because they are not against the US and its allies.
They use the same tactics, the same weapons and the same reasons. They help make shooting people a mess of paperwork for the soldiers involved.
Moderate Rebel: Today we go martyr brothers for allah!
Obama: Oh my god, a terrorist!
Moderate Rebels: Lets go bomb Bashar!
Obama: Oh, that's ok then. *Gives guns*
Obama: Oh my god, a terrorist!
Moderate Rebels: Lets go bomb Bashar!
Obama: Oh, that's ok then. *Gives guns*
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Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"
Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."
Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."
Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."
Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."
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Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)
Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.
Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.
Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)
Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)
Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.
Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.
Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)
Kid: Did you catch that episode of Modern Family last night!
Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!
Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!
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