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Morality

A pseudo-philosophical subject which lays at the intersection of ethics and religion. Its primary concern is to take ethical non issues concerning personal choice and masquerade them as the cause of all social ills while ignoring the underlying problems of any given social negative.

Morality is the mask of an artificial enemy.
Example:
Religious fundamentalist: Damn those hippies and those queers, with their drugs and buttsecks; they're the reason for everything wrong in this country!! We didn't have problems like this back in my day when everyone listened to God and followed his morality!!!

Rationalist: No, back in your day you had unfair labor practices and sweat shops to contend with. The root of most of our problems are rooted in poverty and ignorance. If we regulated drug sales gangs would dissolve for lack of income. The revenue generated by drug sales and gay weddings could provide quality education and health care for everyone.

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Some of the worst serial killers of out time have been generated by a very moral upbringing. See: Albert Fish
by Rainier Ulfson June 12, 2010
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morality

1
a : a moral discourse, statement, or lesson
b : a literary or other imaginative work teaching a moral lesson
2
a : a doctrine or system of moral conduct
b plural : particular moral principles or rules of conduct
3
: conformity to ideals of right human conduct
4
: moral conduct : virtue
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The group is calling for a return to traditional morality.

two groups with clashing moralities

The decision may be legally justified, but I question its morality.
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
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morality pimp

When someone claims they have certain morals regarding circumstances on an issue of particular ideologically favorable subject matter, but when the same circumstances the same issue are applied to an ideologically unfavorable subject matter, their defenses and attacks based on that moral are absent, or now opposed.
She believes Ms. Ford about the sexual assault with no evidence against the Judge, but didn't believe 5 women about a sexual assault against her husband. She is a real Morality Pimp.
by Harvard Dictionary September 27, 2018
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wow, ifollow_mortalitykinnies is so hot
i know right?
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Mooyality

The act of being a moo or saying moo
Are you making fun of my mooyality?
by Fred Claus January 11, 2008
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Morfanity

Same as Morgarity. A blend betweeen the words 'mormon' and 'profanity'
The use, in excess, of fake or made up profanity. Most commonly heard near mormons.
(Lorenzo drops coffee on lap)
What the flippin flammin cheezin hoopin Hollerin!
(An excessive use of morfanity)
by EnzoDa_Boss June 18, 2011
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Morbalogy

Noun:

The religious belief that Morbius is the only way to have true happiness and joy. This generally involves watching Morbius on a daily basis to improve physical and mental strength. Being a Morbalogist generally comes with immense popularity and newfound power, without any negative side effects.
“My popular friend Joe? Yeah, he’s a Morbalogist. That’s why he’s so popular.”

“I believe in Morbalogy.”
by smobowser May 13, 2022
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