Cool moosing

To be afk at the worst time possible and tell nobody you are going afk

"well we were about to beat the level but he started cool moosing."

by Fact1023 January 25, 2020

Moshing

Potentially dangerous activity performed at concerts by fans of extreme punk bands or bands which play forms of pseudo-metal. A form of dancing characterised by varying degrees of violence towards fellow dancers. In other words, the dance of angry morons. Contrary to popular belief, TRUE metalheads don't mosh, they headbang and behave like relatively much more civilised humans. This is because TRUE metal bands {e.g. Olympos Mons, Doro, Black Majesty, Terasbetoni, Kaledon, Rhapsody Of Fire, Edenbridge} play ELEGANT music that can express every known human emotion, not just bleeding boring old anger, anger, more anger and yet MORE anger. Rant over.

'Great! There's some decent metal on at the Underworld tonight, none of those moshing arseholes around'.

by Lodestone September 14, 2009

Mooching

a name given to any feeling that cannot be described in words.

when she had a lot of free time on her hands. She jus started mooching about.

by Juna Forte December 10, 2009

Moshing

When you lend someone some money, which they can't pay back - but they take it anyway.

Asher: Hey man can I borrow some money to go to BlueBell bar tonight?
Sam: Erm, I can do. You aren't moshing me are you?

by NFFC August 27, 2013

car moshing

Hardcore dancing adapted to the passenger seats of the car.
Since it is stationary, all that is required is timing. The rest is just flippin' out.

We were car moshing when we rolled up to the red light. We were blasting hotcross.

by harblHARBL January 22, 2007

Moshing

A bunch or people that push each other on the ground and or extreme pushing. Usually done by people that are two fat to dance, and don't want to put that kind of effort into anything. Usually have hair down to their shoulders parted right down the middle For head banging.

Dancer: So dude what do you listen to?
Mosher: Uhh Lamb Of Gob new JFAC stuff like that with no breakdowns.
Dancer: Oh really and you like moshing I'm guessing?
Mosher: Ya because dancing is gay and I like to fuck people up and punch people in the face when I mosh! That's why I go to shows duhh.
Dancer: It must be hard to mosh it takes a lot of practice huh?
Mosher: No I can only workout to long without eating something.
Dancer: Well you're gay learn to dance you fat fuck!
Mosher: I'm gonna kill you for that!
Dancer you'll have to catch me first.

by Winds Of Fucking Plague March 28, 2008

Moshing

Moshing is a form of dance that consists of two things:
1. Slight retardedness.
2. Red Bull.

That weird guy drank Red Bull and now hes moshing. Swinging around his arms and legs and hitting other people.

by Georgioz March 27, 2010