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Moose Knuckle 

A very noticeable bulge beneath a tight clothed males waist line, more popularly known as a hard on or erection. Due to the restricted room for the dicks extension, it fails to fully protrude outward, thus, remaining hindered and resembling an intriguing mound-shaped growth instead. Women have camel toes and men have moose knuckles (which is actually pertaining to the knee on a moose).
"Oh my GOD girlfriend, did you see the size of that moose knuckle that guy was carrying around under his speedo?"
Moose Knuckle by teenez69er August 22, 2014

Moose-Knuckle 

Rather large vaginal lips that hunger/feed off of panties and denim crotch.
Damnit, I wanna lick her Moose-Knuckle!
Moose-Knuckle by daytripa May 1, 2003

moose knuckle 

I was at the gym, and this guy came in wearing spandex. Fuckin' moose knuckle up the wazz.
moose knuckle by Bill Diesel April 5, 2005

MOOSE KNUCKLE 

THE ACT OF PULLING YOUR BALLS OUT AND MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE A MOOSE KNUCKLE
HARRY YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS TO TURN AROUND. HIS FRIENDS TURN AROUND AND SEE HIS BALL SACK IN HIS HAND. HARRY YELLS ITS MY MOOSE KNUCKLE
MOOSE KNUCKLE by GOZZIRA May 22, 2012

Moose Knuckle 

The male version of "camel toe". Where said male's pants are so tight and/or transparent, the shape/details of their anatomy are clearly visible even through the garment, resembling the appearance of a moose's lower ankle (or "knuckle").
"When I watched wrestling last night, that tag team had on spandex shorts SO tight, they were sporting some SERIOUS moose knuckle!!!"
Moose Knuckle by CactusHeart December 3, 2009

moose knuckle sandwich 

When a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. Like a knuckle sammy, only saltier.
"Julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of Lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.