Moonstoning

A person who does not understand liberal politics but believes that being radically liberal is hip. Typically, moonstoners write nonsensical messages that appear to sound cool. Originates from message board poster "Mother Moonstone", who would paste ultraleft materials on message boards and, when posting on her own, would post misspelled, nonsensical phrases that would sound cool to the uninitiated.

Robert Plant moonstoned it when he wrote the lyrics to Stairway To Heaven; he did not know what the lyrics meant but knew that the moonstoners would try to ascribe some deep and sensitive meaning to them.

by J. Johnson June 30, 2004

moonshiner's turn

an illegal U-turn made by putting the car in neutral and applying the hand brake

He just pulled off a moonshiner's turn before I could block his escape.

by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2011

The Moonshine Dance

A terrible dance move mostly done with drinking moonshine. It's when you put your hands up to your head with your elbows out and sway side to side

She's so drunk she'd doing the moonshine dance

by agayavocado June 10, 2020

Leaf Blade Moonshine

Type of cocaine made specifically by adding Altoid paste on the Coca leaves as they are processed during the making of the cocaine. The altoid paste is made from using an Aloe leaf to cut the altoid particles into fine dust. (Giving it the name leaf blade). This releases some of the Aloe particles into the dust.

Wassup mang, i got some of that Leaf Blade Moonshine shit, you want a bag?

by Tyronezballz May 19, 2010

Moonshine

1.A drink with such a potent punch it will put hair on your chest then burn it off
2.Something hillbillys make when they cant afford to go to town to buy beer and of whiskey
3.A drink known to cause blindness and second only to petrol in potency

Damn boy you drink moonshine why dont you just go huff some paint thinner

by Wilhelm January 29, 2004

moonton

1. Noun used by a small community on the lower eastern shore of maryland to define everything and anything.

2. Unofficial religion practiced by this small group of people.

3. EVERYTHING!

1. "Press a button in the pontiac moonton and you can go anywhere."

2. "Moonton will set us free!"

3. "Yo, bartender, I’ll have a Tanqully moonton wit wockers."

by adonz October 2, 2006

moonshine

Illegal alcoholic drink brewed illegally during 1930s prohibition in America. Brewers often used industrial alcohol which lead to much blindness and brain damage in those who drank it.

That moonshine gave old Jonny brain damage.

by darksidedemon May 24, 2003