Montana mega mount

In order to be achieved, one must be comfortable with his sexuality. It usually takes place after a long drunken night, similar to a rodeo, and requires the fattest, ugliest girl at the bar/party. It is up to you to bring her home with you and your THREE other male friends and get her ready for intercourse. Now the fun begins. One of you rams his penis in her vagina, the other rams his in her anal cavity (the trick is to left her butt off the ground so you can both get a good angle inside her two cavities). your other friend is mounted over her waist tittty fucking her fat breasts, and the fourth friend is mounted over her neck with his penis deep in her mouth. This, is the montana mega mount

Harold: Me and the boys got wasted last night and picked up the ugliest chick in the bar. We intended on having a rodeo with her but Marcus decided we Montana Mega Mount her. We practically stuffed all her holes bro

James: Dude, that's kinda weak..

by billygoatbilly February 8, 2010

Grandma Montana

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.

Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.

by K. Wright February 1, 2009

Montanna Kandy

a famous teen mom who lives in bali

Look at Montanna Kandy with her 5 year old over there at the Melia in Bali!!

by urmother426666 October 16, 2019

Montage Kid

A kid that records with a Capture Card and goes for clips , and plays only for clips and will complain when they die and call youa "Try Hard" if you kill them. In other words..there a Bitch.

Kraynium defines a Montage Kid. Also he's a big hypocrite.

by KrayniumsGay January 13, 2008

Montana Can

An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.

Yo, pass me tha Montana Can, i needa throw ma piece up 'ere

by Someguy - I know Kris Wheatley September 7, 2006

Montanna

A very cute and hot girl with a really sweet personality. Can be viscous at times but it a good person

"Look at that hot girl over there," must be a montanna

by Brady French March 14, 2017

Hannah Montana

A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.

"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"

"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."

by John Curtis September 5, 2007