One of the only places in the world where you can see a horse in the Wall-Mart parking lot and still have high speed internet at your house.
Floridan: Dude, why are you wearing a t shirt and shorts when it's 40 degrees outside?
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.
by The NinJay January 2, 2012
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The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!
The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!
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First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.
For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.
For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.
by Joe Johnston January 2, 2007
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by ManRanger October 11, 2007
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Get the Monrad mug.Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.
Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.
by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019
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People might have an idea of what a perfect girlfriend is, but their vision is flawed, it can never be as good as a Moranne.
Fan of Starwars, Lord of the rings or World of Warcraft, you name it, a Moranne has to be a little geek or it's not a real Moranne.
A Moranne is funny, sweet, generous and beautiful and will take a huge amount of her time bullying you, allowing you to become a better version of yourself.
Only weakness, a Moranne have seen every movies that exists.
People might have an idea of what a perfect girlfriend is, but their vision is flawed, it can never be as good as a Moranne.
Fan of Starwars, Lord of the rings or World of Warcraft, you name it, a Moranne has to be a little geek or it's not a real Moranne.
A Moranne is funny, sweet, generous and beautiful and will take a huge amount of her time bullying you, allowing you to become a better version of yourself.
Only weakness, a Moranne have seen every movies that exists.
by UnknownWeirdMonkey November 24, 2021
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