monoxicaditix

A monoxicaditix is a stupid idiot diagnosed with HIV and ADHD who cant throw a football for shit and has some big ass hands for no reason

doctor: you have monoxicaditix
jean: what should i do??
doctor: just kill urself at this point

by daswhyifuck3dyob1tch December 3, 2021

Monoxide.exe

Monoxide is a destructive trojan horse made by WiPet back in 2021. Monoxide has extremely loud bytebeats and shows you flashing lights not for epilepsy. It also corrupts every single file and when it's done, your MBR is now replaced with malicious code.

wipet.malwarewatch.org/malware/monoxide/ is the link! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGES, AND MONOXIDE GIVES 2 WARNINGS BEFORE EXECUTION!

Person which is a scammer: sir what is this file named Monoxide.exe
*10 seconds later*
PWIAS: MY EYES SIR I PAYED 55,026.03 Indian Rupee FOR THIS COMPUTER

by nikitpet January 30, 2026

Dihydrogen Monoxide

A dangerous substance that can cause corrosion, suffocation, and many other life-threatening problems. Worse yet, it is found all over the world, and people often consume it without realizing it.

...Water. It's water. Did you get worried for a second? Congratulations: You have become a victim of Zohnerism; the use of a true (though confusing) statement that the general public would not be able to fully understand, causing them to jump to incorrect conclusions.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is often used in April Fool's pranks to fool people who do not know what it is. It was popularized by then 14-year-old Nathan Zohmer, who trolled almost all of his ninth-grade classmates into banning it from the school he attended for a science fair.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

A chemical which can kill anything and anyone!!! BE AWARE!!!
(actually the chem name for pure water (H2O) but just for the meme and for the people who don't know , this is used)

P1: Name a thing every serial killer drinks but whoever drinks it dies?
P2 ( a person who dont know) : what
P1: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
P2: shit, toxic

by Boltogy November 10, 2022

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Inorganic, covalent compound. Causes severe addiction, with a 100% mortality rate. Transparent, tasteless, and easy to farm without a government license. Also known as oxidane. Prime carrier of disease

Bob: I heard Rob got his hands on some dihydrogen monoxide.

by EggBeaterLegEater November 13, 2022

dihydrogen monoxide

A scary chemical that sounds like it will take over the world, even though it's just f***ing water.

"Yo Jimmy! Can you get me some dihydrogen monoxide?" "What is that? Some chemical?" "No, you dipshit, water!"

by some random dude that's bored November 5, 2023

Nitrogen Monoxide

a bug that happens with tiktok tts. when you put 'no' in caps, it says nitrogen monoxide instead of what you expect.

tts: OH NITROGEN MONOXIDE LMAO
you: STOP SAYING NITROGEN MONOXIDE!!!

by carbondioxide aaaaa January 1, 2025