mongoose

The name for a girl who is the village bicycle but a mongoose has pegs there for more than one person can take a ride at any given time making her even more of a slut

Zac and Austin rode a mongoose named Brittany whom has had up to 4 other people at one time

by You keyed my truck August 17, 2004

lucky as a dead mongoose

extremely unlucky

i'm as lucky as a dead mongoose! *gets eaten by a pterodactyl*

by i'm_an_owl??O_o;; December 5, 2009

mongoosing

verb - to put both your arms and legs into the arm holes of a hoodie. with your head in the hood. leaving just your ass sticking out in the air.

before i got onto the elevator i decided to go mongoosing. so put my hoodie on in such ways. when arriving in the elevator i asked for somebody to hit floor three. arriving at my destination, i summersalted off.

by poopymcpooppoop July 24, 2009

Flying Himalayan Mongoose

Requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick shit. Also, a chick with large tits. The act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large tits and smashing them together to make them stick. Next insert dick between tits from the underside and piss in her face. Flip her over and bang her in the ass until you bust a nut. Return to the front side and titty fuck her before your dick returns to flacid state. Then jam your shit/piss/penis-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. Grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her vagina. If performed correctly you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

I gave my gf an awesome flying himalayan mongoose.

by chris's birthday August 16, 2009

Himalayan Mongoose

you have to drink beer the night before, so you get that molten chico stick kinda shit and the chick has to have big tits.

You drop that chico stick deuce between her tits, smash them together and make them stick. Then you punch your dick between her tits from the underside, piss in her face this way. Flip her over, bang her in the ass until you nut. Flip her back over, tit fuck her before you get soft, then jam your shit/piss/nut covered peener in her cunt. For bonus points, grab her bologna drapes (pootie lips), spread them wide, and fill it full of half digested pizza. This is technically a Flying Himalayan Mongooes. If you do it right, you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

Dude, I gave my neighbors wife a Flying Himalayan Mongoose last week. I felt bad and bought some flowers for her funeral yesterday.

by Lemonjello Walker October 2, 2007

Mongooses Apple

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.

Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple

by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006

street mongooses

one (or more) mongooses who get thrown out in the streets at an early age and become street smart this can cause both good and evil, usually the latter and many of the young innocent mongooses become foul loathsome ones.
but we must not blame themselves but we must blame society for this injustice.

the street mongooses came down the lane

street mongooses enjoy pie

by pimpguy_666 July 14, 2004