Molson

Term that describes white, beer-drinking Canadians who sit in the garage and drink Lakeport and Molson all day long. Usually have cirrhosis of the liver.

Molsons are uncultured and usually speak a single language (called American). Usually have GM/Ford/Chrysler vehicles (Dodge Caravan is a popular one).

Synonym with mangia cake.

Hey Vladimir! Look at that Molson crouching behind the tree stashing his Lakeport! In Soviet Russia, Lakeport stashes you!

by molsonlover January 18, 2010

molsonite

Brown or amber coloured man-made obsidian found in postnuclear middens,in scatters around pubs & liquor stores
beaches Parks and where ever humans over indulge
Often the first choice material for novice flint knappers
Origin,,, broken piece of a Molson Canadian Beer bottle

Arrowheads of flaked Molsonite are the pride of the Halluci Indians ,traded and bartered for in the Halluci-Nation

by Fresh Silver tony March 3, 2008

molson

Just another shitty macrobrew. The only slightly redeeming thing about molson is Rickard's Red. For all of you who regularly drink Molson, Labatts, Kokanee, etc.... drop dead. Support your local microbrew and taste some real beer.

"Man, this Molson is nothin' but indian piss. Maybe I should stop being a cheap bastard and buy something that deserves to be called beer."

by fxnrapa December 14, 2005

mommonja

overly big, expansive. Ridiculously large. it can either be a adjective or a noun-

'That tent is mommonja'

'That tent is a mommonja'

by Eddybean May 2, 2005

momzoned

to claim someone as being their mom or like their mom

i was flirting with my friend the other day,but then my other friend momzoned me by telling me she was like her mom

by owhahie January 27, 2012

Monson

To mess up, make a mess, etc...Named for a small town in Maine...

After my buddy spilled his drink on my dash..."Dude, you Monsoned up my truck!"

by XPLiCiT2u September 6, 2010

momrons

The way you spell the word "Mormon" if you're an idiot or at the very least not paying much attention, like my friend David.

It's funny that David once misspelled "Mormon" as "Momron" because he is Mormon, ha ha

by Eric September 28, 2003