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Definitions by molsonlover

Term that describes white, beer-drinking Canadians who sit in the garage and drink Lakeport and Molson all day long. Usually have cirrhosis of the liver.

Molsons are uncultured and usually speak a single language (called American). Usually have GM/Ford/Chrysler vehicles (Dodge Caravan is a popular one).

Synonym with mangia cake.
Hey Vladimir! Look at that Molson crouching behind the tree stashing his Lakeport! In Soviet Russia, Lakeport stashes you!
Molson by molsonlover January 18, 2010