Monument

Monument, a small town in Colorado filled with white privledge kids. While there are two high schools, lp and pr, they tend to be arch rivalries even though most pr kids come from another’s little town ( Palmer lake). When Living I’m monument, you’ll find yourself saying “wow there is nothing to do here”. Monument is filled with tons of stoner kids who get drug dog searches at highschool weekly. There’s nothing really to do in monument but go to mount Herman, Skate park, go to the lake and tres pass, or go to Walmart. The food scene isn’t great but we do have In the moo, Rosie’s, a taco truck and all you can eat sushi dor $15, which is ight. But despite all the “horrible” things monument brings to us, you find a strange love for this petite town. Especially in the summer when everything is beautiful, and you can lay in the truck bed, drinking your 7-11 slurpee in the evening or at night, watch the stars and hang out with friends. Then you can go get turnt and get hella high. But don’t stay out late too much, because if your a kid, there’s rules; Curfue of monument is 12:00. Monument, the town of confusion.

Ugh, there is nothing to do in monument. “Hey let’s go to Walmart and smoke a bowl”.

by Ariana Grandesco May 11, 2018

Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.

Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?

by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 2, 2006

Monument

A street in Concord, California with a heavy Hispanic population

Que pasa? I grew up on Monument.

by 123banana June 5, 2011

fish monument

big hole in the ground with gigantic mutant carp in it, thay feed on pva bin
bags full of pig swill, used cat litter, fihermans leftovers and cattle feed.
anglers can use the full contents of a pet shops suply of animal and bird
feed in a two day fishing sesion.

"you'v been to a fish monument" "yeah didnt bother me" "flipping heck did you brake your rod" "no i use pandafodder"

by w&f January 18, 2009

moistment

Ointment that makes you moist

I sure could use some moistment right now

by Scalli September 20, 2020

minumental

The opposite of monumental. Somerthing of miniscule importance.

My morning was filled with minumental accomplishments, like tying my shoes and remembering to lift the toilet seat.

by ricodetroit April 15, 2011

moanmentum

When you are interrupted during a make out session causing you to lose the build up of arousal.

Last night me and my boyfriend lost our moanmentum because my dog did a few surprising barks to some imaginary things.

by PunnyEA June 1, 2017