dirty moffatt

When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.

Bradely gave himself a dirty moffatt last snowday

by Harry1977 December 14, 2008

muffatti

Lesbian Mafia or tough lesbians esp. when in a group. Easily spotted by their standard outfit of white tee-shirts, blue jeans, and Danner boots or Doc Martin’s. Their hair is usually cut in a buzz or flattop or any haircut that traditionally would be considered masculine. Muffatti walk with a swagger, talk tough, travel in packs, and can often be seen trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up on Lipstick Lesbians.

Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers

n - I would not walk into that bar, Muffatti hate straight men.

adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.

by plantlife November 22, 2006

Moffasized

When any straight person or animal or item is made over, decorated, educated, condisioned or influenced into being a reflection of any homosexual or lesbian preference.

You just moffasized that bulldog with you fucking pink ribbon

by Peppie the legend November 3, 2017

momfat

the ultimate insult to someones mother, banned in 39 different countries.

Broseph : Lol man you have bad hairline

Chad : Momfat

Broseph : *Fucking explodes and dies*

by Revvvv January 19, 2021

dirty moffatt

When a man with a moustache gets done up the ass and the shit from the penis gets smeared in his moustache.

Joe gave Brad a dirty moffatt

by testical_raper April 7, 2007

moffit

To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.

Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.

That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.

by Mark Echo January 27, 2010

moffated

Being shot, kicked, punched, slapped, shanked, etc. in the feels by Steven Moffat, the bringer of darkness and king of evil. BEWARE. THE. MOFFAT.
Also, being a character in Doctor Who, Sherlock, etc. and being killed off by Moffat.

Ouch, Moffat just slapped me in the feels! I've been Moffated!

Dude, I think Rose Tyler was Moffated.

I've been Moffates! I need... more... Sherlock...*dies*.

by Forever._.Fangirling November 30, 2014